Erdogan Poops His Pants At Supermarket

Erdogan Getting His Pants Checked By Staff Member

     News reports circulating from Turkey today have suggested that Erdogan "went number 2" in his pants accidentally, in a supermarket.  When asked for a comment Erdogan replied:

     "I was at the local ZippyMart buying English Cucumbers and Vaseline.  These allegations are preposterous.  I will not stand for it."

Patrons of the store suggest that Erdogan's LGBT lifestyle may have led to the poor control of his sphincter muscle.

In high school, Erdogan was caught with a sheep behind the soccer (football) field.  He claims that he was working on a science fair project.

Erdogan Is A P***Y Warning NSFW!

This just in...the president of Turkey is a pussy.

He just left Ali's funeral in tears because they wouldn't let the little bitch speak.

Erdogan...you are a punk little pussy cry baby.

Erdogan...the pussy...crying.

I say all of this because you get arrested in his country for saying it.

ERDOGAN IS A PEDOPHILE

     I just found out that the dictator of Turkey is having people in free nations arrested for writing bad things about him.  So, in the spirit of the 1st Amendment:

Erdogan touches little boys. 
Erdogan is a cross dresser.
Erdogan is gay.
Erdogan drew a picture of Mohammed.

That should do it.

Go eat a bowl of duck dick Erdogan.