UN Military Being Deployed In USA

UN Military Vehicles In Virginia

List Of Celebs Leaving If Trump Wins And Commentary

    The following celebrities have promised to leave the country if Trump wins:



Rosie O’Donnell

Ok Rosie...consider this.  If you fly you are going to have to pay for two seats.  Then you will have to hire another plane to follow the plane that you are on with all the food required to feed you.  If you take a ship they might accidentally harpoon you.  Best bet would be to walk your fat ass to Mexico, lay sideways, and we won't have to build that wall.

Cher

Hey Cher..  You could ski to Canada but that might bring back some bad memories.  I bet he hit that tree on purpose.  If I had a wife that looked like a man I might ski-suicide too.

Eddie Griffin

Had no idea who this cat is.  Looks like Wesley Snipes only smaller.  Eddie, nobody will know if you don't leave.

Barry Diller

Didn't know this guy either but google's top search yesterday was Who is Barry Diller.

Samuel L. Jackson

Rise up and leave baby!  Please take the Falcons with you.  P.S.  I loved you in the Matrix.

Jon Stewart

I suggest taking your ass to Iran.  Heard they love the anti-semitic Jews.

Omari Hardwick

Don't know who this is either.  I think

Katie Hopkins

Ditto above.  Nobody cares. 

Miley Cyrus

Take daddy with you please.

The United States Comparative GDP Map

 

 

 

 

I thought this map was particularly funny because the state of Washington is going to find out what the economy of Venezuela is like pretty soon.  Better start rationing toilet paper and baby formula Seattle!  A $15 minimum wage is going to lay off a lot of baristas.