Clinton Foreign Policy

USA Today...Drought Report

For the first time in three years, less than 90% of California is in drought, the U.S. Drought Monitor, a federal website that tracks the dry conditions, reported. The decrease may not sound like a lot, but it's still welcome news for the state's 38 million residents dealing with widespread water restrictions, which could soon be amended.
The dip is largely due to El Niño, a natural warming of the Pacific Ocean that impacts weather around the globe and typically brings wetter conditions to the West Coast. Currently, 89.68% of the state is in a drought, down from a high of 100% in October 2014. Only 21% is in "exceptional drought," the worst level, down from a high of 58% from August to October 2014.


I guess Trump was right again!

Trump's Drought

Japan Can Suck My Apology

     Every year about this time, the Hiroshima pussies come out of the woodwork and start complaining that the United States should apologize for dropping The Bomb on their asses.  "We got burned really badly",  they always complain.  Yeah...no shit...that's what bombs do.  Every year we have full faith that our president will not apologize for America's liberation of millions of innocent people from the ruthless hands of a ruthless people.  Even Jimmy Carter's hippie bead wearing ass didn't apologize to them.  But now we have Obama.  He's apologized to everybody for everything. 

Let me summarize what the Japanese did:

They invaded many indigenous islands of the South Pacific and murdered, enslaved and raped their people.

They occupied Japan and Korea and raped many of their women for years.  Some scholars estimate that the Japanese killed up to TEN MILLION people.

They messed up at Pearl Harbor..uh-oh bitches.

So I say to them...fuck off.  Hope it burned.  Glass sculptures make you sad?  Guess what...you're a better people now.  You behave better. You have baseball and cars that aren't shitty like ours. We have to put up with your stupid Godzilla movies and porn flicks where your women cry the whole time.  Ever heard of razors? Shave them things and you won't cry so much.  What's with the foot breaking thing?

Go eat some sushi and get the fuck over yourselves.  Better pray Obama doesn't apologize. We will have a new president soon and President Trump might just drop another one on you to let you know who your daddy is.  Good Day!

Media Whores

Bill Clinton Flew 26 Times On Pedophile "Sex Plane"

Media Reaction


Trump Made A 65 On Seventh Grade Geography Test

Shout Out To Poland

Poland is Latin for "Land of Awesomeness"

(Ok...not really...but it should be)

The Polish people are the largest following (outside of the United States) of The Trumpening  blog.  This leads me to the obvious logical conclusion:

The Polish people are the smartest people on Earth.  You heard me right.  They were of course the first people in history to recognize that the Earth was not the center of the universe.  Before Copernicus, the rest of the world assumed that the Sun and the planets all revolved around the Earth.  They also realized that it was unnecessary to refer to Polish Sausage as such.  They simply called it sausage.  And they also know that Justin Bieber is from Canada.  Screw you Canada...you can take him back any freaking time now.  Don't make us build another wall!  We will make you pay for it by taxing boredom.  Freedom Fries bitches!

Poland is also known for other awesome things.

They Polish people are the most highly educated people on Earth.  Over 90% of the country has completed college.  Even more noteworthy, 100% of the population can find the United States on a map.  Only 25% of Americans can find Poland on a map.  To the Polish people...in America, we call the 75% of Americans that can't find Poland on a map, DEMOCRATS.  Actually, democrats have trouble finding many things:  employment, daddy, gender, etc. 

In an unscientific poll, Poland overwhelmingly prefers Trump over Clinton.  Even though Polish people can't vote here...well they could if they pretended to be Mexican...they realize that Trump will stand by them militarily.  They also think that Hillary is a transgender man...because Polish women are so hot, nobody in Poland could ever imagine a woman looking like Hillary.  See Pantsuit and Strap-On for further reading.  Also see Anal Prolapse for further reading about her husband, Bill, and the History of Strap-Ons in America.

Polish women are amazingly beautiful.  Ask any American man that dreams of a mail order bride.

Polish men are the strongest on Earth.  Poland is the winner of the most Strongest Man In The World competitions.

Pope John Paul II was Polish.  Need I say more?

God Bless Poland!!!

What's Wrong With Mexico?

New York Times Lied

Dream Endorsement For Trump

Mexico Paying

Hillary Clinton Again Refuses To Release Speech Transcripts - Calls For ...

How about releasing hte 30,000 deleted emails that you destroyed?

Azealia Banks says Clinton, "talks to black people as if we're children or pets."

The singer defended her support for the "asshole" GOP candidate and said of Hillary Clinton: She "talks to black people as if we're children or pets."

  

Obama Race Baiting Again

     I normally don't engage in the petty politics of race baiting.  First it is childish, but what it really does is diminish the victim's claims when racism really does occur.  Then there is the passive aggressive remarks that our sniveling, pot head president likes to engage in.  Here is his quote to Howard University graduates:

"Be confident in your blackness."

What would the media say if Donald Trump said be confident in your whiteness?  We have a classless president with a classless following.

Another Reason To Vote Trump

A Bush Endorsement Is Like Getting Herpes

     Today pundits are falling all over themselves to announce to everybody that the Bush dynasty is not going to endorse Trump.  They are calling it a bad thing.  The reason Trump s the GOP nominee is that people are tired of the same old crooks:  Bush, Clinton, Obama, McCain, Reid, and so on.  A Bush endorsement would be like catching herpes...nobody wants it.

The Power Of Trump

Just a few months ago former Mexican president Vincente Fox boldly proclaimed that he wouldn't pay to "build a f***ing wall."  Today he has apologized to Trump and even invited him to Mexico.  Funny how times have changed.

Kasich Quits!

Kasich's Free Food Fest Is Finished

The Trumpening!

List Of Celebs Leaving If Trump Wins And Commentary

    The following celebrities have promised to leave the country if Trump wins:



Rosie O’Donnell

Ok Rosie...consider this.  If you fly you are going to have to pay for two seats.  Then you will have to hire another plane to follow the plane that you are on with all the food required to feed you.  If you take a ship they might accidentally harpoon you.  Best bet would be to walk your fat ass to Mexico, lay sideways, and we won't have to build that wall.

Cher

Hey Cher..  You could ski to Canada but that might bring back some bad memories.  I bet he hit that tree on purpose.  If I had a wife that looked like a man I might ski-suicide too.

Eddie Griffin

Had no idea who this cat is.  Looks like Wesley Snipes only smaller.  Eddie, nobody will know if you don't leave.

Barry Diller

Didn't know this guy either but google's top search yesterday was Who is Barry Diller.

Samuel L. Jackson

Rise up and leave baby!  Please take the Falcons with you.  P.S.  I loved you in the Matrix.

Jon Stewart

I suggest taking your ass to Iran.  Heard they love the anti-semitic Jews.

Omari Hardwick

Don't know who this is either.  I think

Katie Hopkins

Ditto above.  Nobody cares. 

Miley Cyrus

Take daddy with you please.

Trump Owns Facebook In One Line

Trump Tells FoxNews That Facebook Needs Him More Than He Needs Them

Responding to a Gizomodo report that Facebook employees considered asking CEO Mark Zuckerberg if the social media goliath should try “to help prevent a President Trump,” Trump said, “I think Facebook is good and I can’t imagine them doing anything.” 
“I’m one of their great stars,” he told “Fox and Friends” on Saturday during a phone-in interview.