10 Reasons Why Trump Would Be a Better president Than Hillary

1.  Which 1st lady do you want to see making cookies?
2.  Trump has Chuck Norris as an endorsement.
3.  We would finally get to nuke something besides Japan.
4.  Trump's hair is way cooler.
5.  Trump can pee standing up.  So can Hillary...
6.  Trump rhymes with hump.  Clintoris is pretty cool but...
7.  Hillary has Cankles.
8.  Trump as huge hands!
9.  Trump has his name on his plane.
10. Trump loves America...Hillary loves Hillary.