Bill and Hillary are laying in bed and she looks over at Bill and asks him:
Bill..have you ever cheated on me?
He confesses that he has on a few occasions but that when he did, he put a beer can in a shoe box under the bed. She reaches under the bed and pulls out the shoe box. In the box are three beer cans and $1200 in cash. She seems overjoyed that he has only cheated on her three times in all of the years they've been together. Then she asks him why the cash is in the box.
I couldn't fit all those beer cans under the bed, so I recycled them!
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