Shout Out To Poland

Poland is Latin for "Land of Awesomeness"

(Ok...not really...but it should be)

The Polish people are the largest following (outside of the United States) of The Trumpening  blog.  This leads me to the obvious logical conclusion:

The Polish people are the smartest people on Earth.  You heard me right.  They were of course the first people in history to recognize that the Earth was not the center of the universe.  Before Copernicus, the rest of the world assumed that the Sun and the planets all revolved around the Earth.  They also realized that it was unnecessary to refer to Polish Sausage as such.  They simply called it sausage.  And they also know that Justin Bieber is from Canada.  Screw you Canada...you can take him back any freaking time now.  Don't make us build another wall!  We will make you pay for it by taxing boredom.  Freedom Fries bitches!

Poland is also known for other awesome things.

They Polish people are the most highly educated people on Earth.  Over 90% of the country has completed college.  Even more noteworthy, 100% of the population can find the United States on a map.  Only 25% of Americans can find Poland on a map.  To the Polish people...in America, we call the 75% of Americans that can't find Poland on a map, DEMOCRATS.  Actually, democrats have trouble finding many things:  employment, daddy, gender, etc. 

In an unscientific poll, Poland overwhelmingly prefers Trump over Clinton.  Even though Polish people can't vote here...well they could if they pretended to be Mexican...they realize that Trump will stand by them militarily.  They also think that Hillary is a transgender man...because Polish women are so hot, nobody in Poland could ever imagine a woman looking like Hillary.  See Pantsuit and Strap-On for further reading.  Also see Anal Prolapse for further reading about her husband, Bill, and the History of Strap-Ons in America.

Polish women are amazingly beautiful.  Ask any American man that dreams of a mail order bride.

Polish men are the strongest on Earth.  Poland is the winner of the most Strongest Man In The World competitions.

Pope John Paul II was Polish.  Need I say more?

God Bless Poland!!!