Erdogan Poops His Pants At Supermarket

Erdogan Getting His Pants Checked By Staff Member

     News reports circulating from Turkey today have suggested that Erdogan "went number 2" in his pants accidentally, in a supermarket.  When asked for a comment Erdogan replied:

     "I was at the local ZippyMart buying English Cucumbers and Vaseline.  These allegations are preposterous.  I will not stand for it."

Patrons of the store suggest that Erdogan's LGBT lifestyle may have led to the poor control of his sphincter muscle.

In high school, Erdogan was caught with a sheep behind the soccer (football) field.  He claims that he was working on a science fair project.