Showing posts with label Scandal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scandal. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
Thursday, April 14, 2016
Hillary Email Proves She's Unqualified To Be President
In an exchange with Huma Abedin, Hillary is directed by her staffer to hang up the fax machine so that she can receive a fax. Huma asked her several times to do this. Hillary thought the fax machine had to be off the hook to receive a fax. I don't know which one is more embarrassing...the fact that she doesn't know how to fax or the fact that she has a fax machine.
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Joke of The Day 2
Obama, Hillary and Trump are walking down the beach when they stumble upon a magic genie lamp. Obama rubs the lamp and a genie pops out. The genie grants them each a wish...
Obama thinks for a minute and says: " I want all my Communist, Democrat friends to go with me back to our homeland of Cuba" and POOF...he's gone!
Hillary thinks for a minute and says: "I want all of my Socialist friends and the rest of the Democrats to go back to our homeland of Russia" and POOF...she's gone.
Trump looks at the genie and says, "You mean ALL of the liberals are gone?"
The genie nods yes.
Trump replies, "Hell...I'll just have a Coke."
10 Reasons Why Trump Would Be a Better president Than Hillary
1. Which 1st lady do you want to see making cookies?
2. Trump has Chuck Norris as an endorsement.
3. We would finally get to nuke something besides Japan.
4. Trump's hair is way cooler.
5. Trump can pee standing up. So can Hillary...
6. Trump rhymes with hump. Clintoris is pretty cool but...
7. Hillary has Cankles.
8. Trump as huge hands!
9. Trump has his name on his plane.
10. Trump loves America...Hillary loves Hillary.
Trump and Nukes
Here's what Trump (Peace Be Unto Him) thinks about the media and their hysteria about his possible use of nukes against our enemies...
As Mr. Gump would say: "I guess that's about all the shrimp they is!"
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