Why I Like The Donald

Why Do I Like The Donald?

Part 1 of a Rambling Series

     In 2014, I heard Ted Cruz speak for the first time.  I was amazed by his knowledge of the Constitution, his willingness to stand up against the “The Establishment”, and his genuine love of this country.  I watched the Republican Party cringe, cry, and fall apart as he stood up and fought ObamaCare using the power of the purse.  I opened the old wallet, and for the first time in my life, donated money to a politician. But then I realized…this man was too nice…too entrenched…too easy to fold for the good of the R-Word party.   Then Donald Trump entered the fray and I closed my wallet and watched in amazement as a man with obvious signs of Tourette’s Syndrome bumbled his way to the front of the line.   I watched as two parties of crooks united to try and destroy one person…The Donald.  (It reminded me of that time at band camp when Bush, Pelosi and Reid all got together and sang Cumbaya, then shoved a tuba up our collective arses under the facade of TARP.  We found out years later that TARP stood for:  Total Ass Rape of the American People.)  I remember thinking at the time that a lot wealthy people must be in trouble for these people to form such an unholy alliance.

    Plastic Woman                          Stupid                            Lady Voice

Eight years later, Plastic Woman, Stupid, and Lady Voice have been joined by their usual thugs:  Fox News, CNN, Hillary, Obama, Lindsey Graham, Reince Priebus, Wasserman, etc.  They are all united in fear of The Donald for one big reason… MONEY.  Nobody can claim influence over him.  The lobbyist are falling all over themselves trying to justify their jobs to the corporate elite that pay them to corrupt.  Google and Apple especially hate him because he wants to put an end to their illegal labor pools and cheap overseas sweatshops.  Bet your sweet ass The Don would not have bailed out the people that caused the 2008 fiscal collapse.  (In case you’re wondering, we bailed out 958 companies for a total of 619 billion dollars.  Lobbyist spent 435 million dollars in 2008 convincing these three clowns to form the legion of doom.  So yeah…Trump scares the hell out of them.) 

This Concludes Part One of My Rambling

 

Don't Be So Hard On The Guy

The Lies She Tells In Church

Joke of The Day 2

     Obama, Hillary and Trump are walking down the beach when they stumble upon a magic genie lamp.  Obama rubs the lamp and a genie pops out.  The genie grants them each a wish...

 Obama thinks for a minute and says:  " I want all my Communist, Democrat friends to go with me back to our homeland of Cuba"  and POOF...he's gone!

Hillary thinks for a minute and says:  "I want all of my Socialist friends and the rest of the Democrats to go back to our homeland of Russia"  and POOF...she's gone.

Trump looks at the genie and says, "You mean ALL of the liberals are gone?"

The genie nods yes.

Trump replies, "Hell...I'll just have a Coke."

This Just In....Satan Supports Hillary Clinton!!!!

Breaking News!!!!! Worldwide Chapter of KKK Supports Hillary 2016!!

This Video Never Gets Old

Joke Of The Day

How did Bill paralyze Hillary from the waist down?

He married her!

Obama and Cuba

Bet it happens!

Obama In Cuba

Obama found a place to rule America from!

Hillary Would Melt If She Did This

Proof That Trump Is Not A Racist!

Some are even saying that Donald wrote the speech.

Damn Right!

Ronald Reagan Was The Man

Hillary In A Nutshell

10 Reasons Why Trump Would Be a Better president Than Hillary

1.  Which 1st lady do you want to see making cookies?
2.  Trump has Chuck Norris as an endorsement.
3.  We would finally get to nuke something besides Japan.
4.  Trump's hair is way cooler.
5.  Trump can pee standing up.  So can Hillary...
6.  Trump rhymes with hump.  Clintoris is pretty cool but...
7.  Hillary has Cankles.
8.  Trump as huge hands!
9.  Trump has his name on his plane.
10. Trump loves America...Hillary loves Hillary.  

Paul O'Neill Joins Another Winning Team!

Paul just announced Trump is his candidate!!!



Trump and Nukes

Here's what Trump (Peace Be Unto Him)  thinks about the media and their hysteria about his possible use of nukes against our enemies...

As Mr. Gump would say:  "I guess that's about all the shrimp they is!"

What Are The Odds?

This Kid just survived his third terror attack.  My advice...stay away from this dude.  

While the family can rest assured that Mason is alive and well, this is a situation they're all too familiar with. In a separate interview with ABC, Chad revealed that this isn't his son's first brush with terrorism. 

As he told the network that his son was present during both the 2013 Boston Marathon bombings and last year's Paris attacks that killed 129 and injured 352, Kymberly added Mason had been "calm and composed" in the past. 

"This is his third terrorist attack," Chad continued. "This is the third time that sadly in our society that we have a connection to a bomb blast. We live in a dangerous world and not everyone is kind and loving." 

Mason, who is a Mormon missionary from Utah, was at the airport along with two other men – Richard Norby, 66, and Josephy Empey, 20 – to send off their fellow missionary Sister Fanny Rachel Clain, 20, from France, who was departing for an assignment in Ohio. She was not injured.  

Suspected Terrorist Number Three

     I think the government agencies have this all wrong.  Look at the picture:

The two suspects on the left are dead.  The one on the right is still being pursued.  They will never catch him because I theorize that HE is a SHE.  Notice the obvious disguise.  Small hands...even smaller than Marco Rubio's hands.  Multiple layers of clothing to hide the breasts.  Now look at the picture in a bigger size:

She looks like Bert from Sesame Street.  Might even be Casey Affleck.  Are is it Marco Rubio?  Not even a hipster would look this douchey on purpose.