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Wednesday, April 13, 2016
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Thursday, March 24, 2016
Joke of The Day 2
Obama, Hillary and Trump are walking down the beach when they stumble upon a magic genie lamp. Obama rubs the lamp and a genie pops out. The genie grants them each a wish...
Obama thinks for a minute and says: " I want all my Communist, Democrat friends to go with me back to our homeland of Cuba" and POOF...he's gone!
Hillary thinks for a minute and says: "I want all of my Socialist friends and the rest of the Democrats to go back to our homeland of Russia" and POOF...she's gone.
Trump looks at the genie and says, "You mean ALL of the liberals are gone?"
The genie nods yes.
Trump replies, "Hell...I'll just have a Coke."
10 Reasons Why Trump Would Be a Better president Than Hillary
1. Which 1st lady do you want to see making cookies?
2. Trump has Chuck Norris as an endorsement.
3. We would finally get to nuke something besides Japan.
4. Trump's hair is way cooler.
5. Trump can pee standing up. So can Hillary...
6. Trump rhymes with hump. Clintoris is pretty cool but...
7. Hillary has Cankles.
8. Trump as huge hands!
9. Trump has his name on his plane.
10. Trump loves America...Hillary loves Hillary.
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