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Thursday, March 24, 2016

Don't Be So Hard On The Guy


The Lies She Tells In Church


Joke of The Day 2

     Obama, Hillary and Trump are walking down the beach when they stumble upon a magic genie lamp.  Obama rubs the lamp and a genie pops out.  The genie grants them each a wish...

 Obama thinks for a minute and says:  " I want all my Communist, Democrat friends to go with me back to our homeland of Cuba"  and POOF...he's gone!

Hillary thinks for a minute and says:  "I want all of my Socialist friends and the rest of the Democrats to go back to our homeland of Russia"  and POOF...she's gone.

Trump looks at the genie and says, "You mean ALL of the liberals are gone?"

The genie nods yes.

Trump replies, "Hell...I'll just have a Coke."

This Just In....Satan Supports Hillary Clinton!!!!


Breaking News!!!!! Worldwide Chapter of KKK Supports Hillary 2016!!


This Video Never Gets Old


Joke Of The Day

How did Bill paralyze Hillary from the waist down?

He married her!

Obama and Cuba


Bet it happens!

Obama In Cuba

Obama found a place to rule America from!

Hillary Would Melt If She Did This


Proof That Trump Is Not A Racist!

Some are even saying that Donald wrote the speech.

Damn Right!


Ronald Reagan Was The Man


Hillary In A Nutshell


10 Reasons Why Trump Would Be a Better president Than Hillary


1.  Which 1st lady do you want to see making cookies?
2.  Trump has Chuck Norris as an endorsement.
3.  We would finally get to nuke something besides Japan.
4.  Trump's hair is way cooler.
5.  Trump can pee standing up.  So can Hillary...
6.  Trump rhymes with hump.  Clintoris is pretty cool but...
7.  Hillary has Cankles.
8.  Trump as huge hands!
9.  Trump has his name on his plane.

10. Trump loves America...Hillary loves Hillary.  

Paul O'Neill Joins Another Winning Team!

Paul just announced Trump is his candidate!!!


Trump and Nukes

Here's what Trump (Peace Be Unto Him)  thinks about the media and their hysteria about his possible use of nukes against our enemies...


As Mr. Gump would say:  "I guess that's about all the shrimp they is!"



What Are The Odds?



This Kid just survived his third terror attack.  My advice...stay away from this dude.  


While the family can rest assured that Mason is alive and well, this is a situation they're all too familiar with. In a separate interview with ABC, Chad revealed that this isn't his son's first brush with terrorism. 

As he told the network that his son was present during both the 2013 Boston Marathon bombings and last year's Paris attacks that killed 129 and injured 352, Kymberly added Mason had been "calm and composed" in the past. 

"This is his third terrorist attack," Chad continued. "This is the third time that sadly in our society that we have a connection to a bomb blast. We live in a dangerous world and not everyone is kind and loving." 

Mason, who is a Mormon missionary from Utah, was at the airport along with two other men – Richard Norby, 66, and Josephy Empey, 20 – to send off their fellow missionary Sister Fanny Rachel Clain, 20, from France, who was departing for an assignment in Ohio. She was not injured.  


Suspected Terrorist Number Three

     I think the government agencies have this all wrong.  Look at the picture:


The two suspects on the left are dead.  The one on the right is still being pursued.  They will never catch him because I theorize that HE is a SHE.  Notice the obvious disguise.  Small hands...even smaller than Marco Rubio's hands.  Multiple layers of clothing to hide the breasts.  Now look at the picture in a bigger size:


She looks like Bert from Sesame Street.  Might even be Casey Affleck.  Are is it Marco Rubio?  Not even a hipster would look this douchey on purpose.


Wednesday, March 23, 2016

New York Times Just Got Trumped!

     It only took Trump...we will from now on refer to him as Trumpdanamus...two months to make the most idiotic, liberal newspaper look stooooooooopid!











Molenbeek, the working-class Brussels district where several of the Paris attackers lived. Donald J. Trump’s characterization of Belgium’s capital as a “hellhole” has upset Belgians. Credit Andrew Testa for The New York Times

LONDON — He incensed Paris and London by saying that some of their neighborhoods were so overrun with radicals that the police were too scared to enter.
He raised Scottish tempers by threatening to pull the plug on his investments there, including his luxury golf courses, if British politicians barred him from entering Britain.
Now Donald J. Trump has upset the already beleaguered people of Belgium, calling its capital, Brussels, “a hellhole.”
Asked by the Fox Business Network anchor Maria Bartiromo about the feasibility of his proposal to bar foreign Muslims from entering the United States, Mr. Trump argued that Belgium and France had been blighted by the failure of Muslims in these countries to integrate.
“There is something going on, Maria,” he said. “Go to Brussels. Go to Paris. Go to different places. There is something going on and it’s not good, where they want Shariah law, where they want this, where they want things that — you know, there has to be some assimilation. There is no assimilation. There is something bad going on.”
Warming to his theme, he added that Brussels was in a particularly dire state. “You go to Brussels — I was in Brussels a long time ago, 20 years ago, so beautiful, everything is so beautiful — it’s like living in a hellhole right now,” Mr. Trump continued.





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For Belgians, already reeling from recent terrorist plots and a chronically dysfunctional government, Mr. Trump’s words were enough to induce a fit of pique worthy, in some cases, of Mr. Trump himself. Credit Damon Winter/The New York Times

For Belgians, already reeling from recent terrorist plots and a chronically dysfunctional government, Mr. Trump’s words were enough to induce a fit of pique worthy, in some cases, of Mr. Trump himself.
Before long, the hashtag #hellhole was gaining traction on Twitter as Belgians lashed out at Mr. Trump, deploying an arsenal of insults, irony and humor, including images of Belgium’s beloved beer and chocolate.
One Twitter user posted a picture of Mr. Trump with what appeared to be a Belgian waffle stuffed in his mouth.
“This is my hellhole,” Joseph Lemaire, a Brussels-based public relations consultant, posted on Twitter, along with several photos, including one showing the capital’s central square, the Grand Place or Grote Markt, which is flanked by stately 17th-century buildings from the city’s prosperous mercantile days.
Another Twitter user, called BerlayCat, posted an image of a gang of cats playing the drums in the Grand Place. “This is not Brussels hellhole,” the user wrote — a reference to “This Is Not a Pipe,” the title of a painting by the Belgian Surrealist master René Magritte.
A Twitter user using the name Berlaymonster (Berlaymont is the headquarters complex of the European Commission in Brussels) posted what appeared to be a modified version of the Wikipedia entry for Dante’s “Inferno.” The list of chapters showed Limbo, Lust and Gluttony. The fourth chapter? Brussels.





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The hashtag #hellhole quickly gained traction on Twitter as Belgians responded with insults, irony and humor, including images of Belgium’s beloved beer, chocolate and french fries. Credit Frederik Buyckx for The New York Times

Belgium has come under scrutiny for failing to tame growing radicalization. Éric Zemmour, a French writer, recently suggested in an interview that rather than bombing the Islamic State’s self-declared capital of Raqqa, Syria, France should bomb Molenbeek, the working-class district in Brussels where several of the Paris attackers lived.

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